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The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.

A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

"Just Saying" is the new "No Offense"

I like having no school, but I hate being bored at home.

Why are you a teacher when you clearly hate children?

I go to type "hahahaha" and my fingers go crazy and type "haaaahahahaaahahhh"

I don't know you. Can you stop giving me dirty looks for no reason? Thanks!

I know I don't have a chance, but I'm going to like you anyway.

You never stop loving someone. You just learn to live without them.

Pft, If you want breakfast on bed, you'll have to sleep in the kitchen.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Police call it "reckless driving", we call it "skills"

Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.

Whens it's 'COLD', I wish it was summer. When it's 'HOT' I wish it was winter.

You are 90% of why I wake up in the morning..the other 10% is because I need to go pee.